Slim Shiesty

Joe burrow after his buzz cut

Joe burrow came to training camp with that buzz cut looking like slim shiesty.

by Chillspritecranberry July 30, 2024

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

dark ship

a ship between either a fictional character who is above the age and another below the age, mainly popularized by the tiktoker: ski
using tiktok slideshows to create illegal scenarios, that involve r word, SA, secrets between an adult and a child, these people also like to use characters that are like, father daughter, older sister, little sister, uncle, sister and brother, gross stuff like that. usually using MLP characters, south park characters, bluey characters, video game characters too. and here’s the tiktoker who does it because i honestly want to get this sick person ratted out : .ski.uwu

maybe they will be banned by the time anyone sees this

*btw i don’t condone this at all*

An example would be “My dark ship is bluey and bandit”

by .ski.uwu_biggest hater May 27, 2024

Attention ship

An Attention shipper is a person in a fandom who doesn't personally ship two characters, but makes fanart or stories about them for recognition or because the ship is popular within the Fandom. Attention shipping might be used in commissions or in general art they make. Attention shipping could also be used in pieces that ship two characters in a satire way. However, Attention shipping does not apply for proships or conships, as those are their own thing. The emoji combo for attention shippers is currently 👀❤️

Person 1: Hey I saw your drawing today, it was pretty good, but, do you ship it?
Person 2: No, it's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.

by SupImDumb11 March 25, 2024

Attention ship

An Attention shipper is a person in a fandom who doesn't personally ship two characters, but makes fanart or stories about them for recognition or because the ship is popular within the Fandom. Attention shipping might be used in commissions or in general art they make. Attention shipping could also be used in pieces that ship two characters in a satire way. However, Attention shipping does not apply for proships or conships, as those are their own thing. The emoji combo for attention shippers is currently 👀❤️

Person 1: Hey I saw your drawing today, do you really ship it?
Person 2: It's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.

by SupImDumb11 March 25, 2024