Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Hand to shaft ratio

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

shiet

A type of diet involving regular and frequent consumption of feces to lose weight.

"I just started shieting three months ago - I lost 50 pounds, and I feel better than ever!"

by startpanicing September 16, 2009

Shaft

verb, to shaft.
To finger a girl while getting four fingers in.

Dude, I totally shafted this girl last night.

by nedsfriend November 10, 2010

Shifty

To observe something. Similar to "Having a butchers"

"Come and have a shifty at this girl's tits"

by Madame Chelly November 24, 2007

sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

shaft

being treated badly at work

You may not be surprised, but I got the fuckin' shaft at work today. Nothing like working another 20 hr day.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003