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protein shake 

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.
Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.
protein shake by al-in-chgo August 19, 2010
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Strawberry shake 

Having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period
"Jamie I'm on my period"
"It dont matter to me baby lets just do da damn thang"
Strawberry shake by MissDimplz February 4, 2005

fucking Shakespeare 

someone who is incredibly inept with words
Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.

Shitty Shake Down 

To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.
John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.
Shitty Shake Down by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

fifty shades of slay 

Aye you see that guy over there he's fifty shades of slay
fifty shades of slay by Jlils October 29, 2015

thug shake 

Rowan do the thug shake! The thug shake is a dance when u shake ur hips and have ur arms out and yeah.
Bro do the thug shake
thug shake by d7stin May 24, 2023