Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

schlungus mungus effect

refers to a perceived increase in athletic performance resulting from the synchronization of mental focus, physical readiness, and environmental factors, leading to a state of peak performance beyond normal expectations

The sudden surge in the athlete's performance can be attributed to the elusive Schlungus Mungus Effect, which seemed to heighten their focus and physical capabilities during the crucial match.

by Dr. Ignatius P. Bungleton PHd April 20, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

Schlogger

Basically a chugger, guzzler

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.

by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024

Shlong

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024

Schlungus

Schlungus is one of many ways to call the male genitalia in the German language. It is derived from the word "Schlingel" (eng. rascal), which gets used as a synonym in specific instants. A direct English comparison would be a word like "pp" or "penits".

Steck deinen Schlungus weg, bruder!

So nen Schlungus hatte der!

Schlungus klein.

by Siegmundius May 5, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024