Starr Funny Scale

A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...

1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt

(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)

Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale

by WakkaWakkaBOOM June 15, 2009

scalf

Some dink on NZ TV's spelling of scarf

Drew Neemia: "Dude, check out my new scalf."

Me: "It's a scarf, You dink."

by Outrageous Foreskin November 19, 2007

Scalawag

a very nice girl

"yo, you just out the penetentiary? that tammy is a scalawag."

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Salpremacy

A religious group that strives off of psychological abuse and brainwashing that inculcates the shameful message that we are sinful and must live in a constant state of penance and atonement to escape the ravages of hell and Sals punishment. Formed by Lyndsey and Ismery

Hey, have you heard of Salpremacy and are you willing to turn over to it’s faith?

by fart infection May 1, 2021

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on

9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX

"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."

by Pussy slayer 69 420 September 15, 2016

penisary scale

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.

Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.

by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010

scalptic

as or pertaining to the occasional use of in a certain situation/place/thing.

When I go to six flags I like to eat corndogs scalpticly.
A person getting crushed my a rock, at a volcano eruption is scalptic.

by Kevin Shaffer & Ryan Anderson June 4, 2004