Ryan

Ryan is Ryan and watches too many movies. The End.

Where we be without that Ryan watching so many films

by TheEquilibrium October 1, 2017

Ryan Young

Wears telephone cords as jewlery and enjoys the IPhone XXX. Very gullible - this has led him to good places, such as xxxtrawet.com. Can always be spotted or heard due to the 10 pounds of Jewelery on his neck. Edgy teen.

Ryan Young is a porno-feind, and always enjoys being that edgy teen in the corner of classroom, beating his meat so hard his legs go numb.

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Ryan Jones

When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.

Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!

by Blackdidi September 24, 2018

RYAN

a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps

ya yeetz RYAN

by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 8, 2019

Ryan

This person is amazing beyond belief. Hes very athletic and can beat you at anything. His presence will make any day brighter and his words can dry any tear. This is the most loyal guy ever. He will never leave your side no matter the circumstances. He is very old fashioned and will do anything to make who he loves happy. He has the most beautiful eyes and by far the best kiss you'll ever have. Hes any girls dream.

You cant live without Ryan.

by Dooooookkieee January 14, 2019

Ryan

Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.

Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”

Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”

Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”

Everyone else: “KADYYY”

by Whatnic? February 13, 2019

Ryan

A wonderful, amazing friend who know exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is one of the sweetest people I know, and can brighten up your spirits even if you are feeling a little down. Whatever he says, you have to resist the urge to smile because you'll end up looking stupid since you're just smiling at a phone screen for now explicable reason.

Remember everyone, this is Ryan nooot Bryan. Thank you!

One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.

Ryan is fantastic.

Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy

by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019