Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.

I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.

by true imagination June 5, 2009

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Aww Little Rusty

A term used towards Rusthovens or redheaded people to express sympathy or to indicate that this is "someone's day"

Also an expression used in sadness when something bad has happened to a Rusthoven (typically something involving Chris Andersen, a Rusthoven's natural enemy)

Rusty: Chris Andersen just pooped on my head, he's a faggot
Max: Aww Little Rusty

Steve Kerr: And Raymond Felton is at the top of the key, and he dishes the ball to Chris Andersen.

Reggie Miller: And the Birdman with a savage dunk. He is doing his bird dance, oh and whats this, he is now pooping on a fans head.

Steve Kerr: Aww Little Rusty

by Rumblefighterbro November 21, 2011

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

Rusty Butt

When a person does not wipe there ass well after taking a shit. This either results in a rash or you will end itching you ass crack for hours.

friend: Why you wigglin on the couch?
you: Man Ive got some crazy rusty butt.

by Bro000 March 6, 2009