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Butt Rocket

A pleasant, docile one year-old.
Joni Bear is a Butt Rocket
by hey baby November 15, 2003
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Red Rocket

Its that special time of the month for Susie when Aunt Flow is visiting. On day four of her bloody leeking, she know that things are getting slick. She rushes to the bathroom and urgently gets into a stall. As she's trying to pee, a sneeze begins to brew and then creeps up violently. The sneeze leaves her body and her tampon shoots out of her vagina the extreme prejudice. With the force of America's nuclear arsenal targeting North Korea, that red rocket tampon splattered around the toilet bowl like a murder scene. Flush.
Susie's period was a heavy flow and she shot out the old Red Rocket.
by Dick Rivard February 9, 2020
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Rocket fuel

A slang for sperm
That bitch loved to drink rocket fuel.
by The_Followers June 4, 2014
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rocket fart

a fart that is released so close to you that when you breath you inadvertently inhale it in it's most concentrated form.
Oh shit, the dog just rocket farted me when we were laying on the couch together.
by pdoggydog February 7, 2013
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crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !
"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"
by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005
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Snot Rocket

a booger thats stuck in one nostrel and you pout your finger on the other nostrel and blow as hard as you can until the booger flies out.
"Jeez your nose is a never-ending snot hole!"
"Shit son did you see that booger fly?"
"Yeah that was definately a snot rocket!
by Billy Squire December 18, 2005
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Pocket Rocket

The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.
The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.
by JesusWasAGayBlackHomosexual December 3, 2010
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