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King of Revenge Backshots

Someone who is good at backshots, specifically with a friend who was cheated on or otherwise disrespected by her significant other.
That man Prime is the King of Revenge Backshots
by PrimeGotBars July 28, 2023
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Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".
I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.
by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023
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better than revenge

The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024
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habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.
Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.
by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024
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habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.
I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days
by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024
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Bitter and resentful

I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."

Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."

Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"

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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"

Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Mahatma's Revenge

Traveller's diarrhea obtained while travelling in the Indian Subcontinent.

May also refer to diarrhea that inevitably occurs from eating Indian food in the rest of the world.

See Montezuma's Revenge for its Mexican Equivalent.
"Mom wanted to enjoy her vacation in Goa , but she spent most of her trip sharting over a hole in the ground, a victim of Mahatma's Revenge."

"I used to love eating from the buffet at Taj Palace, but every time I go there I get Mahatma's Revenge, and I end up projectile diarrheaing my rogan josh and saag paneer all over the bedspread."
by Greasers Stay Gold February 12, 2024
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