Ready for this

a kick ass band, Miles Butler on vocals , guitar, and bass, Mike McVeigh on bass, key board, and guitar, and last but not least Gabe Greenberg on drums, vocals, and key board.

holy shit, that new band "Ready For this!?" is really awesome

by gabe Mcjew July 24, 2008

Ready to Graze

It means a really fat person, very overweight. It is often used when talking to a fat girl, not used with guys much. The term comes form what a cow does, graze, or eat. A fat person obviously eats a lot so they could be considered cows and would then need to be put out in the pasture for the rest of their life with other fat things.

ME: that chick on the phone wouldn't tell me her weight but told me she wears a size 15.
Friend: dude, a size 15... she is ready to graze

by The Toe BC January 6, 2006

What the Wik read

Similar to what the lick read, but used when three-eyed Wandas are in the vicinity

I hollered what the Wik read because those girls were looking painful.

by J-Dubasis the duece April 27, 2010

Ready Freddy

when a girl gets yo dick ready to be sucked by scrubbin it with Windex

Damn, hold still while I give you a "Ready Freddy." Yo dick smells like it aint been washed in a week!

by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008

Soul Reading

a Soul Reading is the idea that your soul has its own agenda and purpose. That we are alive on earth as individuals but that our souls also have goals and healing work to do. The souls agenda can be to heal past life Karma, healing wounds from past lives, and living out your purpose on earth.

A Soul Reading checks in on where your soul (and you) are on your path to healing. What are you doing well and what do you need to be focused on.

I received Soul Reading today and now I have more clarity about my purpose in life.

by HealingHelper November 18, 2016

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020

read between the lines

when a girl lifts her legs up, inviting the spectator(s) to have sexual intercourse.

I walked into the room, seeing her laying on the bed with her legs raised.
"Read between the lines"

by Parmie March 11, 2016