Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.

Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

Keepin' it Real 3D

When a person goes to see a new movie in theaters for viewing in "Real 3D," such as Avatar or Alice in Wonderland etc, they will acquire a pair of "Real 3D" glasses. These new plastic glasses are different from the cheap paper glasses from 3D movies of yore, and are in fact super-fly. These glasses may be kept after viewing the movie and worn by their owner at different social gatherings such as dance parties, raves, concerts, etc. This action can be referred to as "Keepin' it Real 3d" because it allows one to get a rep for their "Real 3D" experience, making others aware of the baller status they must hold for being able to afford such expensive movie tickets.

Wearer of Real 3D Glasses:
"Yo Arry (friend), check my swag! I just saw Alice in Wonderland, and I'm keepin' it Real 3D."

Arry:

"Oh shit playboy, you look real fresh tonight."

by MwellMontaldo March 12, 2010

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

reality tv

a TV genre in which you watch over-sexed people complain about each other

Reality TV is not very realistic

by *tweak* September 23, 2003

reality tv

The crack cocaine of television.

In re Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth vs. Ereka Vetrini the court decides that both parties are sentenced to a life on reality tv without possibility of parole

by skipatrol August 6, 2004

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010