shit and read

Watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load

I took the longest shit and read this morning . I now have a toilet seat imprent on my ass!

by Try It June 14, 2015

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit

Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie

by Athot June 20, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Emily barnes read

A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.

Emily Barnes read, shut the fuck up.

by Just a dumb nerd October 30, 2020