Banshee Rape

When you get humped in the face by a vagina, with or without undergarments.

Dude #1: Dude what happened to your face!? You're all bloody!!

Dude #2: Dude my girlfriend was pissed so she banshee raped the shit out of me. It was the worst possible thing that I could have ever imagined. I wouldn't ever wish it upon anyone ever!

by COB IKEMAN May 31, 2010

Swagutory Rape

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.

Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.

by K. Cobra November 8, 2011

internet rape

when one instant messages somebody, and unknowing to the other person, begins jerking it in conversation

a man had 15 IM windows open, and was jerking it, therefore he internet raped 15 people..

by GILIITCIH December 1, 2003

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

National Rape Day

If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.

send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.

by ThatOneIdiot69 April 17, 2021

text rape

to get texted a million times by someone who hates you, just to jack up your bill and piss you off . . especially if they know you dont have a plan for it

"i was with that chick for 2 months, man . . . my sister flipped shit when i had to pay $96 on the texts she dropped on me."
--"yo man . . you got text raped."

by incredibly good looking December 11, 2006

conversation rape

When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.

Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.

Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?

Me: ...Go away.

by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009