The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)
Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!
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When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
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Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!
Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
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I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
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