piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

by Telephony May 10, 2015

Party Piss

The inevitable accumulation of urine in, on, and around a toilet following a social gathering. Typically found dried the next day, requiring substantial effort to remove.

Also widely distributed around men's restrooms in clubs.

The day after Travis' birthday party, his downstairs bathroom was rendered unusable by the presence of party piss.

by BizzleforShizzle June 29, 2010

don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013

gin's piss

cheap and nasty alcohol most commonly drunken by gins on pension day

what the fuck did you buy that gin's piss for

by bannana man February 22, 2007

pisces

the bet of all the zodiac signs... includes thunderous lovemaking and are have high susceptibility to alcohol and drugs. ;-)

i am a pisces ;-) if u catch my drift

by maxine May 13, 2005

pipes

Arm muscles that are usually large and well defined

Check out these pipes (Flex arms now)

by Rob T January 14, 2004

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004