A criterium pig is a little heavier than a roadie and may smell a little funny from time to time. They're always desperate to race their bikes, rolling around in a pigsty, they call a criterium track. When push comes to shove - with little white envelopes awaiting - they get ready to drop a shoulder and open their snouts, while putting their curly tails in the air to go for the win!
Man, that guy is racing criteriums so much! He's turned into a real Crit Pig.
Have you seen the way Jonny get to the front of a criterium race at the end! What a Crit Pig.
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by An Aspiring Crit Pig January 30, 2019
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One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.
by running out of patience February 12, 2008
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How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?
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Get the Slam Pig Cuck Porn mug.a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig will attempt to win you over through free buffet dinners and easily detectable lies, when called out on these lies the war pig will back track and change subjects to another lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and may be the scientific creation of one Fidel Castro. ON average the war piglets take 13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.
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Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
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