period

the lesbian equivalence to a cockblock.

lia: hey babe, you free tonight?~
toni: sorry, on my period...

by MinSugaGenius February 28, 2019

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downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024

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periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.

I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.

by QuacksO October 10, 2019

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period

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!

when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

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Period

Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.

I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.

by Adam Devine January 15, 2021

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