Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the Painted troll fatmug. Waka Flocka:
"I go hard in da muthafuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga
What da fuck you thinkin' nigga?"
"I go hard in da muthafuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga
What da fuck you thinkin' nigga?"
by 2Dead February 26, 2017
Get the Paintmug. Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
Get the Painting the Shaftmug. John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.
by qaptoR July 30, 2021
Get the wolf paintingmug. When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
by PennWard December 1, 2011
Get the Period Paintingmug. To jerk (masturbate) of
by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021
Get the Painting the flagpolemug. Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.
2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.
2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024
Get the Tamil Paintingmug.