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Peanut..

a carried plat. also pretty shit at the game .6 kd shitter
by cuh123313 February 9, 2021
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Peanut

Clout Chasing peanut most likely latino, fake waves and names like hector,Jose,Luis,Juan,angel, and Alexander also has a peanut shaped head
That bum Jose is a peanut
by Fact stater December 15, 2018
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.
"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"
by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021
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peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off
Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it
by Fart dong December 9, 2021
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peanut labs

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey
by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022
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Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
by messy bun2 November 3, 2022
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