paper

Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.

"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."

by Pissbird December 31, 2006

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz March 1, 2008

Paper

A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.

"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."


"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."

by dr.term February 1, 2009

Paper

The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.

Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh

by brainwad June 15, 2005

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

paperdue

A combination of the words "paper" and "due" (since the two words are so often said together, most often on college campuses) to be used as an excuse, possibly medical.

"You look like hell. What's the matter?"
"I've had a paperdue all week."

"I can't go to that mixer, I've got a paperdue."

by Sara Parsons October 15, 2009

Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010