Fear the tree

The dislike or fear of big dicks

"Hey man, didn't you hear those girls fear the tree? You might not want to sleep with any of them."

by The Big Juice Box December 7, 2014

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christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

by anonymous June 8, 2003

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tree hugger

a tree hugger is a female or male who likes an african americans large penis.

Girl 1: I love black guys
Girl 2: damn girl you be a tree hugger

by josh semi March 26, 2008

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Tree of Life

Marijuana, Reefer, Ganja, Cannabis, Dank, etc...

Hey man, what are you doing over in your closet... what do you have there?

It's the tree of life man..

by durElephant May 14, 2012

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The Tree Hugger

When a man drills a hole in a tree, and then fucks it.

Have you tried the tree hugger?

by Lucario6669 October 2, 2016

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tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

by Speedo Mannn yo December 18, 2008

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