good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.
by DoktorJ December 15, 2005
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friday night fuvking

When you miss spell Friday night fucking SandWHITCH means FNF FridayNightFunkin Porn 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

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Lol ima watch some Friday night fuvking and yes
by Α August 07, 2021
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freaky friday-ing

in a heterosexual relationship when the woman puts on a strap-on on and fucks the man in the ass
kourtney and I were freaky friday-ing last night, my asshole is so sore, I had to sit on frozen peas all day.”
by Clairance McCracken February 09, 2019
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Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.
"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"
by The DGNR8's Domain July 25, 2014
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Bon Jovi Friday

A Bon Jovi Friday accrues on a thurday when you have Friday off from work and you just f*ck around all day thurday
I'm having a Bon Jovi Friday because tomorrow is my birthday and I'm getting smashed
by blizzard1284 December 11, 2008
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Swedish Friday on the Rocks

"Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".

Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.
For our conception, I think we'll just do Swedish Friday on the Rocks.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 12, 2014
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