Obama’s last name

Only intellectuals know the answer too this!

Intellectual: I know Obama’s last name do you?
Simpleton: um uhhhh Obama
Intellectual: you must have the smoothest brain in the world you absolute mongoose!!

Simpleton: Bruh

Intellectual: only intellectuals know the answer to this!
*Fin*

by Bruhatron5000 September 12, 2019

obama hamburger sussy balls

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

by papa sherwin March 10, 2022

Barack Obama's Last Name

Barack Obama's last name is....

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀

by Shrek_masculinity_dick_energy October 15, 2019

suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

obama did 9/11

Nobody expects it

Adam:Hey Paul,do you know that Obama did 9/11
Paul:I thought it was Bush
Adam:Fuck off pleb

by ElGooseDank June 26, 2017

Eternal God Emperor Obama

A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.

Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.

by lolwut484793ue3j June 13, 2019