Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.

by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

Country

Bentley (in deep voice)

Whenever anything country happens

“Did you hear that he went duck hunting! That’s so bentley!”

by Beannntly May 22, 2018