by YEETYOLOSWAG June 16, 2019
A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
by @Brazen_Faith July 04, 2011
by loserwhousesurbandictionary August 06, 2011
a form of swag in which a person always wears nike shoes... and makes them look good... having kicks that no one else has..
by matthewbb16 August 01, 2011
Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?
by old man in the attic January 02, 2016
Wolves are freakin awesome, so anytime you see a wolf or a wolf does something awesome (which is always) they have swag.
*See a wolf on a t-shirt*
Bob: Dang he has wolf swag.
*The wolf eats Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey*
Cathy: WOLF SWAG!
Bob: Dang he has wolf swag.
*The wolf eats Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey*
Cathy: WOLF SWAG!
by Ey Gurl February 23, 2012
When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
by 9steele9 June 07, 2010