poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.

"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

by MrSchlong August 5, 2021

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself.

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.

by hi caca January 20, 2021

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Lets not, and say we did

when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)

CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!

MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!

ENJOY!!

by dan ste August 15, 2006

Astro-not

Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.

While I wish my boyfriend was an astro-not, I had to settle for an astronaut.

by therealRCI January 8, 2017

Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

by JemH8a November 6, 2010