stroodle my noodle

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I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

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Seafood Spaghetti Noodles

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.

Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.

by Papa Italy December 12, 2019

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Slop her noodle

When a straight friend insists that you perform fellatio on a man transitioning to a woman.

Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.

Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?

Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.

Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.

by Hunter Myles February 6, 2022

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Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

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noodle jizz game

One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.

Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!

by Kool kids klub leader January 10, 2017

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