swag ladder

A wealthy, socially adept, charismatic person that you hang around with, that makes you seem cooler than you actually are. The controlling factor in a group of friends. No one else would choose to hang out together, if it wasn't for this one very popular, socially smooth person. Members of this persons entourage are mostly unknown and trying to become known. The process of mimicking that person is known as "trying to climb the swag ladder."

You can't all be me. Stop imitating me and trying to climb to the top of the swag ladder.

by swagladder1st July 29, 2011

Eyebrow Swag

Swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done.

After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.

by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 26, 2012

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.

Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."

by 9steele9 June 7, 2010

Team Swag

A "B-Team" Swim relay Comprised of 4 Beasts on a quest for CIF, mainly ones with complete Swag.

Dude, did you see Team Swag beast that relay?!

by pelhamlightning May 21, 2011

Wolf Swag

Wolves are freakin awesome, so anytime you see a wolf or a wolf does something awesome (which is always) they have swag.

*See a wolf on a t-shirt*
Bob: Dang he has wolf swag.

*The wolf eats Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey*
Cathy: WOLF SWAG!

by Ey Gurl May 3, 2012

super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.

Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?

by old man in the attic April 13, 2016

Snookie Swag

An ugly woman that is walking like she is the hottest peice of ass on the earth.

"Aww man look at this sexy chick walking in right now"

"Eww dude she's hideous!"

"You serious? I cant see her face but she has to be hot walking like that."

"Thats snookie swag man. Wait till she gets closer."

"UGH FOUL!"

by Furburgerlar September 1, 2011