Ninja Opening

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.

Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.

by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

Filth Ninja

Devious, sexual predator with very few known limits

i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja

by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009

ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.

"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."

by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020

gchat ninja

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.

Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.

by mez337 February 28, 2010

Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.

Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.

by Spiderman aka Master Splinter May 4, 2011

ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

Cricket Ninja

Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.

The Cricket Ninjas are the best sporting team in history.

by the don October 31, 2004