Internet Ninja

Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.

Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja

by SkilletIsInvincible October 10, 2011

the ninjas again

As in " I think its those ninjas"; finely honed deduction; a proclamation of the usual suspects.

"I think its those ninjas"
"Well, i agree it must be the ninjas again."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Ninja Nug

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.

"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"

by Mamao May 14, 2007

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 30, 2014

Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

by dsackaroo January 23, 2013

ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

Cricket Ninja

Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.

The Cricket Ninjas are the best sporting team in history.

by the don November 01, 2004