This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013

Getting In Nice

An action mostly associated with being hungover.

To get into a comfortable position in front of the tv with a duvet/blanket, and all essentials within arms-length. Such as remote, drinks, snacks and phone.

"You up to much today, son?"

"Nah, too hungover. Just staying at home and getting in nice"

by Pontcanna Razz Clart March 2, 2009

DJ Not Nice

Famous Chinese rapper known for songs like “Ching Chang Chong” and “Ima Korean”. He became famous by playing his song outside dry cleaning stores and for doing collabs with other rappers such as Rucka Rucka Ali and Kim Jong Un.

“DJ Not Nice is best rapper in arr of da China.”

by RuckasGayLover January 5, 2022

Must be nice

The world's most condescending phrase.

Girl: I'm getting fucked up tonight!
Guy: Must be nice.

by mcnatty December 10, 2010

Have a Nice Century

A very cold - but humorous - Hollywood dismissal derived from the commonplace parting “have a nice day,” but taken to the utmost extreme. “Have a nice century” is even more insulting than telling somebody to “have a nice life”. “Have a nice century” implies to the person receiving the dismissal, “you are literally of zero worth to me and always will be – I’m completely sure that your life on this Earth will end with such little significance, that I will never have to concern myself with your petty existence again,” or, in short, “you’re done.” This phrase was originally coined by the music artist Solo (Rowland), and since has become common around Hollywood – especially by talent agents, managers, directors & movie producers like Mike Lewis, the Vice President of Crown Model Management.

As the arrogant would-be model marched out of his office shouting profanities, Mr. Lewis calmly responded with one line: "have a nice century". At that moment, she knew: her hopes of ever making it big in the entertainment industry were gone.

by Mr. Ivankov February 23, 2010

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

that's nice

A polite way of saying, "I don't care."

Dude: I bought this really pimped CD.
Girl: That's nice.

by Nick March 5, 2005