Nick !

The second letter of the Greek alphabet. It can be assumed due to his athleticness and dedication to swimming, that he would be confident and an alpha male, but in fact, its the complete opposite. Nick is the type of boyfriend that lets his girlfriend carry him around, literally, not figuratively. Nicks kryptonite is anything that my 3-year-old cousin is scared of, such as bees, insects, spiders, and movies that require any use of the brain. Nick and his partner in crime, Yoav ! work together to spread stupidity across the world. Yoav is Batman whereas Nick is Robin, yet again the beta. The two are inseparable. The two rely on each other's brainpower to act somewhat human or as close as they can be. When Nick starts laughing his face turns into a different species, sometimes he looks like a monkey and the other times he looks like a shark, with down syndrome. Although Nick may seem like a beta, which I can assure you he is, he gets offended by everything like an alpha. So be careful if you insult him, he might get heated up and wiggle his fists around your face.

Yoav !: Do you wanna sword fight
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.

Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.

by agggggggin September 21, 2019

nick‽

cool sexy smart tall handsome cute strong fashionable dude

god i love nick‽ he's the best in the game rn

by nick‽ March 10, 2023

nick‽

hot sexy cool smart tall handsome fashionable cute guy

god i love nick‽ he's the best around!

by nick‽ March 10, 2023

nick ‽

hot sexy smart cool tall cute handsome talented creative guy who gets all the girls

hey have you guys met nick ‽ he's literally the best person in the world amirite ykwim?!?!?

by nick‽ March 12, 2023

Nick Mara

Nick Mara is the sexy Italian boy from the Boyband pretty much. He is also the member with the most BDE.

Nick Mara is so sexy he looked at me and I got pregnant

by Nicks baby mama October 31, 2018

Nick Novotny

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.

You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!

by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020

Nick Screwed

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

by NickyD17 May 17, 2012