New Goof Bootin’

When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.

Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!

by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019

New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"

"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"

by Sara Peter April 26, 2019

new york headlights

When a fatter person puts there breast on the sides of a sleeveless shirt.

Donnie p just flashed his New York headlights.

by Kyleman123 July 3, 2019

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

New Word

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by ayunami2000 October 28, 2019

New Ulm Gay

When a group of guys are very close friends and comfortable with their sexuality. They will participate in things such as streaking together, saying very sexual things to each other, and can say that they have seen each other naked more times than their wives or girlfriends.

Person 1 " Wow, you guys tend to act pretty gay with each other."

Person 2 "We aren't actually gay, just New Ulm gay."

by dustymeatball December 5, 2019

New Jersey fried Street Chicken

a pidgeon, caught in New Jersey and fried on a grill. The motto is "it's just pidgeon's"
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.

Waiter: 'What would you like?'
Bob: 'I would like the New Jersey fried Street Chicken'

by CookiesncreamwithsomeBLAST April 16, 2020