The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

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grey mouse

Woman that lookswise typically flies under the radar and doesn't use her potential. This can be intentional or by accident.

"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."

by captainmoregain November 24, 2025

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Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.

"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

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Mouse

A conjunction for Mid (middle) and House. This is used when referring to a fraternity’s rank on campus.

TKE is Mouse they will never be Touse

by Drewbie5 December 14, 2025

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Sweaty Mouse

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

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