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mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.
Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.
by we found a problem October 23, 2007
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title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.
She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.
by vixen5 October 18, 2008
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He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.
by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004
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BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)

1. BAMF is the acornym for Broke Ass Mother Fucker! usually referring to someone with little, or no money that tries any way possible to manipulate getting things for free or for little cost.
When a women asks you for money and you just met her! She's a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

Anyone who bypasses responsibilities like paying bills for things like clothes are considered a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!

You go out to club and the cover is $5 and you don't wanna pay it your a BAMF (Broke Ass Mother Fucker)!
by Dreizy! November 3, 2009
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Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 3, 2003
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mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.
Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
by Joel67 May 8, 2007
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