moist

Sad, a nobody or kind of loser like.

"You're so moist man"

by greatmind November 17, 2011

moisey

Not quite moist. But also not dry.

-I walked outside and the humidity made my skin moisey.

-Eww it's moisey out here.

by Cayla Cook January 27, 2009

Moistnuggetz

The man known as Moistnuggetz is shady...he rarely shows himself in public and spends most of his time adding to his cow shrine, where he worships them. Most people don't understand his true nature and are quick to judge him. People must learn to respect his great wisdom and his ability to cook wonderful noodles...

Moistnuggetz-

"Oh god, my penis feels so good."

Moistnuggetz can make the sun bleed....

by Nick Bushway February 3, 2012

Moira mains

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by four.on.ow July 16, 2020

We moiz

When you accidentally make a typo describing how disgusting Moiz is

*moiz joins chatroom*

We moiz

Ew*

by Salty Kiwi November 19, 2019

moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

by Moisture Missile Man March 2, 2007

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007