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Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
That fence only took Juan Minute to build
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
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Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
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ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
by walletbro May 7, 2018
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15 minutes at FairPlay

when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
Ericas car smelled fishy after her 15 minutes at FairPlay.
by grocery store June 10, 2021
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Five Minutes Of Fame

He had five minutes of fame then went back to being a dumbass
by Twisted Monster February 27, 2021
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Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.
*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022
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Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.
Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.
by 2 centricle October 21, 2022
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