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Woke Mind Virus 

According to right wing and conservative ideas, this is a metaphorical disease that causes "wokeness".

Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.

Examples of things that are often called woke include:

-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.
The Woke Mind Virus is infecting our youth!

Join the war against the Woke Mind Virus!

"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.
Woke Mind Virus by Am I Steve? June 18, 2023

one track mind

one ttack mind is hearing a statement and beleving that it only has one meaning,hearing a song and thinking that each bar,only has one meaning.The secrete too making sure you are not a one track mind person is getting books on writing songs,poems,ect. meaning understanding what meataphors are synonyms,homonymns,puns ect.
I think most humans in the world belevie in metaphors when wrighting music stronger than other ethics...
one track mind

he's like a beautiful mind 

this refers to a person who does something seemingly irrational, pointless, stupid, fucked up, unthinkable (like the thought would never ever cross your mind), etc. in an attempt to solve a problem, complete a task, etc. Then, that person accomplishes said problem or task by their unorthodox solution and leaves others astonished that the idea worked. It is at this time someone would say this simile.
Jake had to put away the pool chairs, so to minimize the number of trips, he used a soda cooler with wheels to cart many chairs. He did this by balancing a chair on the edges of the open-topped cooler, then stacking the other chairs on that one. This plan seemed bound to fail, but when he succeeded some one said, "he's like a beautiful mind."

One Crack Mind

A person who uses crack, and EVERYTHING they do is based upon getting and using crack cocaine.
That hoe (whore) is cheap. She has a one crack mind!
One Crack Mind by Lbarber357 April 3, 2009

vulcan mind meld 

Two in the pink, two in the stink, and one on the clit.
I gave your mom the Vulcan Mind meld last night and she woke up the entire neighborhood.
vulcan mind meld by Stephan G. December 9, 2008
Having a blue mind, is the same as being dirty minded; a person that is blue minded thoughts’ are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Tom: Hey did you hear what to James did the other day? He totally went down on Lisa.
Amber: He did what?!
Tom: Yeah, he tripped over his shoelaces and fell onto Lisa. They both have a big bruise now.

Amber thought Tom meant the other meaning o going down, so she was blue minded. And if you thought that too, so are you.
Blue Mind by ——M—— June 4, 2020