heavy metal

Awesomeass music that destroys emo and pop and rap. what people listen to when thir pissed the fuck off and dont want hurt anybody. really insanly fast. the blast beat of behemoth in slaves shall serve goes 225 bpm. not shitknot not linkin gay not KoRn!!!!!!!!!!!

Poser-lets go listen to some slipknot!
Me-lets listen to some heavy metal!
poser-heavy what?

by schischa October 23, 2007

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Nu-Metal

Nu-Metal (also called neo-metal, aggro-rock) is a subgenre of heavy metal. It evolved from alternative metal and eventually became it's own subgenre in the mid to late 90s. It includes many artists such as Korn, Slipknot and Disturbed in their first work, The Sickness (although, David Draiman has stated in an interview he felt it sounded more like reggae metal, similar to Skindred.) and lesser known bands such as Coal Chamber, Flaw and Sevendust. The genre itself receives unwarranted and unneeded bashing and criticism from say, thrashers and brutal death metalers, and then again from whiny teen fags that listen to one direction or whatever. They seem to forget that these artists were pioneers that came up with a new musical genre. What have your artists done? Recreated something done how many times? Nu-Metal is an excellent example of vocal and instrumental talent (excluding fred durst. He has no perceivable talent of which to speak, coming from a true nu-metal fan.) Its quite fun to listen to and it doesn't deserve the bashing and wrinkling of noses whenever its name is mentioned. I can guarantee that when you were you an angsty teen, you had a korn poster in your bedroom, or a copy of the slipknot debut in your room. The whole musical world respect Korn For ushering in a completely new genre, me personally, I think that that's worth something.

Gary: Did you listen to the korn self titled?
Sean: Yeah! I was headbangin in my sleep! Perfect example of nu-metal gone right!
Gary: don't listen to limp bizkit, they'll turn you right off of it. fred fuckin durst...
Sean: what a fuckin douchebag..

by clammyhxnds March 9, 2015

Metal Elitist

A person who claims thrash metal, outside of the big four(Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax), is the best genre of music. They also claim their music is better than anything you listen to. Also known as a metal snob.

Evan you are such a Metal elitist for saying thrash metal is better than the music I listen to.

by Zrey October 28, 2020

walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.

That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.

by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014