Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

meaning of manjula

Meaning of manjula

Meaning of manjula

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Meaning of zahra

The meaning of the name zahra is beautiful flower they are so unique, kind,sweet and beautiful

Meaning of zahra is beautiful flowers

by anonymous February 4, 2022

Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022

meaning of life

The meaning of life is what you make of it!

Girl: "What's the meaning of life."
Girl 2: "It's what you make of it."

by Liv_thebaddest February 18, 2022

Morning Mimosas

A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.

Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas

by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022

Morning Won't

When a man wants to have sex in the morning but his partner doesn't.

I woke up with morning wood but she told me to go back to sleep. She had morning won't.

by Ice_Burn April 16, 2022