Once I found out I could suck my own dick I began to oral masturbate daily still do oral masturbation is using one's mouth to perform oral sex on themselves self-sucking auto fellatio oral masturbation
by Big D Sexton Bloomington, in July 12, 2024
Get the Oral masturbationmug. i.e. this is when one derives sexual pleasure contemplating an object or subject, and/or overthinking something outwith their expertise resulting in grandiosity from confirmation bias
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
Get the Intellectual Masturbationmug. by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
Get the masturbation meditationmug. An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
Get the Anti-Masturbation Crossmug. Religious Masturbation.
Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.
A religious leader preaching to the saved
Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.
Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.
A religious leader preaching to the saved
Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.
The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved
by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019
Get the Religious Masturbationmug. To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"
"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"
"grandma room she in is?"
"no course of not is she what?!"
"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"
"grandma room she in is?"
"no course of not is she what?!"
"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020
Get the masturbatemug. When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.
by Spittingstraightfacts January 2, 2020
Get the masturbation betrayalmug.