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magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
by - February 1, 2004
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magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
by one trick pony February 15, 2010
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Magical Jew

A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
by Brian D. January 7, 2006
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Blue Magic

The stamp name of the half gram bags of heroin sold by infamous drug lord Frank Lucas in Harlem during the later 1960's till around 1975. Known for its high purity and for causing overdoses in hundreds of addicts.
Did you try out those Blue Magic bags yet?

Nah man, but I hear their the shit. My boy fell out after one hit, and hes been slamming for 10 years!

God damn, that must be some good shit! I'm gonna hustle a few bucks and hit the cop spot!
by exdopefiend December 9, 2007
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Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.
"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011
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Mafic

Meaning Perfection
- Ash And Ruben's word :D
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Mafic
by Ashhhycakes February 23, 2009
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Magic Meow

The sound a cat makes when it has ingested magic mushrooms.

-Meow will sound as if the cat is scared or confused.
Guy 1- "Dude, what's wrong with your cat?"

Guy 2- "I fed him some mushies earlier so he's probly magic meowing by now."
by Adambombcarm January 19, 2011
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