Madder than a wet hen

Used in common phrases by rednecks/ white trash. It means to be madder than a wet hen, and when a hen gets wet; it gets really mad. The term cannot be said the way it looks though. You have to break it up all redneck like. Such as the example.

Jim: Whats up buddy?

You: Man, im madderd n a wet hen! (madder than a wet hen)

by Redneck Guy June 16, 2010

merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

by Girphquake February 25, 2021

Made Skills

the skill, passed down from ancient Egyptian civilizations, to circumsize prepubescent desert camels for offerings to the Gods; usually performed by a manager in the ancient hierarchy

WOAH, just look at him perform those Made Skills! YA JE KAN!

by Mod Dane July 14, 2010

Maddei

A real bitch at first, but when you get to know her she is actually kinda nice

"insert pun here"
Maddei: "arghhhhhhh" *precedes to bitch slap

by Definatly Not Hayden September 20, 2017

i made a stinky

a catchphrase belonging to a guy named hooper. he says it too often, it’s true though. hooper loves taking his shits and making his stinkies.

nobody:
hooper: uh oh, I need a diaper change! i made a stinky.

by lolfoot June 25, 2021

When you think you made a meme

That feeling when you notice you made a meme, you become happy and then notice it sucks.

Person: hey! look at this meme I just made!
Other guy: wow that sucks
Person: oh wow… it really does
guy2: Wow you really thought you could made a meme
Narrator: when you think you made a meme

by That kid who didn't make a mem February 1, 2022