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Magneto Dort

The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase
Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme
by Crazy Hat Guy June 22, 2011
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Magic Card

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
by Tyme February 19, 2013
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magiconda

A magiconda is a penis so big It represent an anaconda and the "magi" comes from the guy being extremely good in the bedroom
girl1: have you heard about that guy?
girl2: no why?
girl1: he has a magiconda
by tomprince November 22, 2014
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria
"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"
by SpicyCat February 11, 2015
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Magnet Eyes

Someone who cant take their eyes off a hot women
Bro look at this girl right here

Come on, stop u have magnet eyes!
by UDTruth August 19, 2016
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Magnus Syndrome

A dilemma that often comes up in fictions involving immortal beings, when an immortal person is in a committed relationship with a mortal character. This leads to inevitable sadness and conflict on the parts of both characters due to the knowledge that the mortal one will age and die, while the immortal one lives on and does not age. Sometimes, the immortal one will have had past lovers, adding to the age-old sadness of losing them. (Term inspired by Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters series.)
the other day i cried, because I remembered that my otp will someday succumb to magnus syndrome, and one of them will age and die while the other continues being immortal
by efffbeee September 12, 2016
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