clicky machine

a soda san that makes a clicky noise when squeezed

"It's the clicky machine" 'click' 'click' "it's the clicky machine"

by Brian holmes October 4, 2003

washing machine day

The entirety of womans history month

Guy 1:dude its washing machine day

Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month

by Ghos7killer567 March 17, 2020

bamboo dream machine

a really good looking bong or pipe.

I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine

by Flump December 1, 2006

machine

He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.

I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.

by Krkič May 21, 2019

Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

strict machine

A device used to stimulate the inner chi

Some people use a strict machine after a hard day at work.

by jmw September 25, 2006

butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005