Mouse girl

A mouse girl is a timid and laid back girl, who loves and makes cheezy jokes.

And the Mouse girl said: You gouda be kidding me

by HELV3TICa February 22, 2025

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

mouse-trap

Technique used by school leadership officials. It involves the persecutor ignoring the misbehaving fugitive (runt), whilst following at a distance. The runt will suddenly feel like they are being chased and will unknowingly run into a dead-end. At the last moment the persecutor will execute various manoeuvres to "capture" the runt, such as:
- Sudden acceleration
- Sidestepping
- Various lures
- Increase in pace
- Extending arms (to block)

This technique of luring the runt into a false sense of security can be quite effective when implemented correctly.

I'm approaching the runt, can we implement a mouse-trap at the C-block stairwell?

by Dansk35 March 12, 2025

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Ricky Mouse

the sexiest mouse alive

ricky mouse

by ricky mouse July 14, 2024

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024