Mike Vick

Things you shout at dogs or old people?

When trying to scar away dogs or old people, shout MIKE VICK

Oh shit there's some dogs and or some old people, OH SHIT, MIKE VICK!!!!!!!!!

by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010

Dirty Mike

A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.

"I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth".

by Poohonkey October 6, 2006

Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 10, 2010

big mike

gay moderator at xtrememass.com, site about steroid abuse visited by many crackheads.

"i like to suck on Big Mikes cock"
-Stratus

"werd guys, i addes some 1337 wicked tunes to teh g33k caterogy w00t"
-Big Mike

by pitzo July 5, 2004

mike oxlong

mike oxlong

mike oxlong

by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023

Cashout Mike

Goated rapper highly underrated should collab with AdiSlicc, they will both lead the music industry forward 💯👨 ❤️ 💋 👨

Yo has Cashout Mike made a song with AdiSlicc yet?

by NotAdiSlicc May 15, 2022

mike and ike

a set of names that a male can use while reffering to his tesicles instead of using the actual term. also known as mary-kate and ashley, ying and yang, or tweetledum and tweetledee

1. dude, he just balltapped me right in my mike and ike!
2. hey sexy, wanna go to my bedroom so i can introduce you to mike and ike.
3. i fell in between my legs on a pole, i think mike is okay but ike is still trying to breath

by nickerbocker January 16, 2006