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heavy metal

Awesomeass music that destroys emo and pop and rap. what people listen to when thir pissed the fuck off and dont want hurt anybody. really insanly fast. the blast beat of behemoth in slaves shall serve goes 225 bpm. not shitknot not linkin gay not KoRn!!!!!!!!!!!
Poser-lets go listen to some slipknot!
Me-lets listen to some heavy metal!
poser-heavy what?
by schischa October 23, 2007
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Metal Elitist

A person who claims thrash metal, outside of the big four(Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax), is the best genre of music. They also claim their music is better than anything you listen to. Also known as a metal snob.
Evan you are such a Metal elitist for saying thrash metal is better than the music I listen to.
by Zrey October 28, 2020
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Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.
by witty_donor November 14, 2020
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Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)
Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?
by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023
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Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.
(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?
by realartax August 16, 2023
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Light metal

A catch-all term for cleaner/lighter forms of metal music as opposed to heavy metal, Light metal generally consists of hard rock, alternative metal, melodic metalcore, melodic hardcore, and post-hardcore.
My cousin Jeremy likes listen to light metal
by theamericanminarchist September 26, 2022
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Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
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