aural masturbation

When someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person's idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue...and simply won't STFU.

Steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.

by MoGyver April 8, 2016

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

masturbate

something you do because you're single as fuck

John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!

by I LIKE BIG BUTTS !!! May 7, 2025

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.

"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)

by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019