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A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.
Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!
Magistra by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017
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A selfish brat that is spoiled by her parents. She had multiple boyfriends and had cheated on most of them. She is stubborn and stuck up
“Oh my god here comes Madison”
Madison by 366557 June 15, 2018
IS STRONGEST GOD AMONG ALL RELIGION NO ONE CAN MATCH HIM. HE IS WORSHIPPED BY OTHER GODS, ANGELS, DEMONS, HUMANS AND ANIMALS.

HE IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY UNIVERSE WITH JUST BLINK OF HIS THIRD EYE.

MAISAM IS KNOWN AS MAHADEV WHICH MEANS GOD OF GODS. HE IS BEYOND THE CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH.

MAISAM IS KNOWN AS MAIS WHICH MEANS CONQUERER OF TIME AND DEATH.

MAISAM IS DESTROYER GOD, HE DESTROY THINGS TO MAINTAIN THE BALANCE OF LIFE AND DEATH OR IN ORDER TO RECREATE NEW THINGS

HE IS SOURCE OF ALL THE ENERGY AND LIFEFORM IN THE THIS UNIVERSE
Guurl: He's freakin hooooooot!
Guuurl 2: Maisam's sooooo huuuut. Im buuuurning!
Maisam by bakh12313141 July 18, 2021

madison/maddiluvsya 

a hot girl who i want to fuck with a great ass n a steamin hot body who ever doesnt see this in her is a retard!
there is no example to this kind of person
madison/maddiluvsya by bob January 31, 2005

madison russell 

Madison russel has amazing dimples. Hunter wants to ask a Madison russel , will you be my girlfriend.
madison russell by Hunter10h January 11, 2014
Marissa, at first appears a nice, caring person, but after a while, you'll see what she really is. Marissa can be selfish with people shes know for a while, and even people she has just met, yet thinks she is being nice and caring towards said people, and is usually clingy after her bitchy, crazy, selfishness drives her so called friends away, and can sometimes force a friend but are to shy to say no, so they go with in and are lured into Marissa's trap, even though they hate her, they cant bring themselves to do it and can take a group effort showing the shy (usually) girl what she really has to do, get away from that Marissa. It may take a few weeks for the Marissa to move on and become aware of all this after being hated by all her "friends" but will probably move on to stay a bitch.
"Ugh, out friend Marissa is such a bitch, you think she'll move on?"

"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch
Marissa by Dont be a bitch July 2, 2019

Pulling a Marissa 

Wearing shirts that show some of you belly, or wearing no bra with anything. Derived from Marissa in the OC.
Person1: Look at that girl, she has a nice stomach
Person2: You can only see it because she is pulling a Marissa

Girl 1: Look at that girl's t-shirt!
Girl 2: Ew! She's not wearing a bra!
Girl 1: She is so pulling a Marissa